Picture by Erika Wall
Q&A
<< Thelma >>
P: What’s your name?
T: THELMA SPEIRS
P: Your birthday?
T: 14TH OF JANUARY
P: What’s your star sign?
T: CAPRICORN.
P: Your blood type?
T: I DON’T KNOW
P: What type of men do you like?
T: I LIKE MEN WHO ARE INTELLIGENT, GOOD FUN, USEFUL, AND GORGEOUS
P: What type don’t you like?
T: VAIN, ARROGANT AND INTOLERANT.
P: Who are your current lovers?
T: I HAVE JUST ONE.
P: What’s your favourite food?
T: THE FOODS I COULD LIVE ON SOLEY ARE: EGGS, AVOCADO, BREAD, OYSTERS AND BROCCOLI.
P: What food don’t you like?
T: OFFAL, BORING MUSHROOMS, CANDY FLOSS.
P: What’s your favourite fashion?
T: I REALLY LIKE THE LOOK OF MEN’S CLOTHES ON WOMEN.
P: What fashion don’t you like?
T: CHEAP EVENING-WEAR.
P: What’s your hobby?
T: DOING CRYPTIC CROSSWORD PUZZLES.
P: What were you doing last Sunday?
T: I WENT UP THE WEST END AND BOUGHT SOME T-SHIRTS, A PINK NAIL VARNISH AND SOME CHANEL LIP-GLOSS.
P: When did you wake up this morning?
T: 06;15
P: Who’s your favourite fashion designer?
T: PETER JENSEN OBVS.
P: Favourite lipstick?
T: CHANEL NON-COLOUR LIPGLOSS
P: Foundation?
T: I DON’T USE IT
P: Perfume?
T: PALOMA PICASSO
P: What colour hair do you wish you were born with?
T: TO BE BORN WITH GREY HAIR WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY.
P: Are you a good cook?
T: YOU KNOW I’M NOT!
P: What food do you cook best?
T: OMELETTE…I’M GOOD WITH EGGS.
P: What do you wear when you sleep?
T: PYJAMA BOTTOMS AND T SHIRT USUALLY.
P: What did you eat when you woke up this morning?
T: I DON’T EAT BEFORE 14:00H
P: What’s your favourite word?
T: ONOMATOPEIA, BOBBLE, FLIBBERTIGIBBET, BLING.
P: What words don’t you like?
T: SLAG.
P: What’s your favourite flower?
T: ALL MEADOW FLOWERS.
P: Favourite colour?
T: I CANNOT CHOOSE BECAUSE ALL COLOURS ARE EQUALLY FABULOUS. AT A PUSH I WOULD SAY YELLOW.
P: What’s your favourite season?
T: SUMMER
P: Where do you most want to go now?
T: I WOULD LIKE TO GO SURFING.
P: What’s your job?
T: I AM A HAT DESIGNER AND I CO-RUN A COMPANY.
P: Do you like your work?
T: YES
P: Do you like your hats?
T: YES
P: Do you like your voice?
T: PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK I AM MALE WHEN I ANSWER THE TELEPHONE. “HELLO SIR” THEY ALWAYS SAY. I DON’T MIND THAT THOUGH.
P: What is your dream of the future?
T: I’D LIKE TO SEE MORE COMEDY FILMS WINNING OSCARS.
P: What’s the happiest thing about your life?
T: GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS, DRESSING UP AND DJING.
P: How about the saddest?
T: LOSING PEOPLE.
P: What part of your self do you like best?
T: DO YOU MEAN PHYSICAL? MY HAIR AND FEET.
P: What part of your self don’t you like?
T: NOT KEEN ON MY CELLULITE.
P: What part of your personality do you like best?
T: WILLPOWER
P: What part of your personality don’t you like?
T: LACK OF WILLPOWER.
P: What is your habit?
T: TALKING TO MY CATS.
P: When was your first love?
T: WHEN I WAS 15.
P: What kind of guy was he?
T: CHARISMATIC AND REBELLIOUS.
P: What type of guy’s your current lover?
T: HE’S A SWEETHEART.
P: What do you expect from him?
T: THAT HE PUT’S UP WITH ME.
P: What did you dream last night?
T: THAT I SAVED MY FRIEND FROM DROWNING.
P: Do you believe in dreams?
T: THEY JUST EXIST.
P: Do you believe in jinxes?
T: NO
P: Do you believe in magic?
T: I BELIEVE THINGS CAN BE MAGICAL.
P: Do you believe in god?
T: NO