Figs in Wigs


Q & A

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PJ: What’s your name?
FIW: Figs in Wigs

PJ: Your birthday?
FIW: 5th March 2010

PJ: What’s your star sign?
FIW: Pisces, Leo rising, Moon in Scorpio

PJ: Your blood type?
FIW: Jam

PJ: What type of men do you like
FIW: Menstruation

PJ: What type don’t you like
FIW: Comic sans

PJ: Who are your current lovers?
FIW: The BAGS (Boyfriends and Girlfriends)

PJ: What’s your favourite food?
FIW: All forms of Potato in this order, roast, chips, mash, jacket, potato salad, hash brown, waffles, dauphinoise, smiley faces.

PJ: What food don’t you like?
FIW: oysters

PJ: What’s your favourite fashion?
FIW: Bumbags

PJ: What fashion don’t you like?
FIW: Steampunk

PJ: What’s your hobby?
FIW: PS4

PJ: What were you doing last Sunday?
FIW: Sipping hot chocolate in paris.

PJ: When did you wake up this morning?
FIW: 8am

PJ: Who’s your favourite fashion designer?
FIW: Peter Johnson

PJ: Favourite lipstick?
FIW: Chapstick (sprite flavour)

PJ: Foundation?
FIW: Bricks and mortar

PJ: Perfume?
FIW: Odour Colon

PJ: What colour hair do you wish you were born with?
FIW: Green

PJ: Are you a good cook?
FIW: Yes

PJ: What food do you cook best?
FIW: Lunch

PJ: What do you wear when you sleep?
FIW: Theo Adams Company t-shirt (work clothing), XXXL WOW tshirt (friend’s work clothing), Virtual reality christmas cabin jumper (ex-work clothing), Street Feast t-shirt (girlfriend’s ex-work clothing), thong (models own).

PJ: What did you eat when you woke up this morning?
FIW: Bread, falafel, baba ganoush, fried egg sandwich, plain wrap, cup of tea, Bassetts Sports Mix.

PJ: What’s your favourite word?
FIW: poo

PJ: What words don’t you like?
FIW: poop

PJ: What’s your favourite flower?
FIW: self-raising

PJ: Favourite colour?
FIW: Green

PJ: What’s your favourite season?
FIW: 7.

PJ: Where do you most want to go now?
FIW: To the toilet.

PJ: What’s your job?
FIW: Entertainers

PJ: Do you like your work?
FIW: It’s pretty entertaining.

PJ: Do you like your job?
FIW: Is that the same question? If so it’s pretty entertaining.

PJ: Do you like your voice?
FIW: You be the judge: https://soundcloud.com/figs-in-wigs

PJ: What is your dream of the future?
FIW: Everything in the shop £1 and world peace.

PJ: What’s the happiest thing about your life?
FIW: N/A

PJ: How about the saddest?
FIW: N/A

PJ: What part of your self do you like best?
FIW: Brain

PJ: What part of your self don’t you like?
FIW: Sweat

PJ: What part of your personality do you like best?
FIW: Smile

PJ: What part of your personality don’t you like?
FIW: We take everything too seriously.

PJ: What is your habit?
FIW: A head covering worn by nuns.

PJ: When was your first love?
FIW: 1997

PJ: What kind of guy was he?
FIW: A cartoon lion.

PJ: What type of guy’s your current lover?
FIW: Not all guys. But they are all humans.

PJ: What do you expect from him?
FIW: To not assume people’s genders and sexuality.

PJ: What did you dream last night?
FIW: Rachel and Sarah broke into a hotel room, ordered room service, drinking, smoking, about to eat a giant pizza, then the people’s whose room it actually was came in, so they had to run away. They escaped out the hotel, went outside, it was raining, had to wade through puddles of water, up a hill, crawl under a blanket of barbed wire. Finally got picked up (perhaps by other Rachel) and taken back to their house they had rented in the isle of wight. They ordered a pizza. It arrived but it was miniscule.

PJ: Do you believe in dreams?
FIW: Yes we are almost certain dreams exist.

PJ: Do you believe in jinxes?
FIW: Yes we are the witches you failed to burn.

PJ: Do you believe in magic?
FIW: Our friend Tom Cassani is very good at it.

PJ: Do you believe in god?
FIW: We believe in the universe.