What’s your name?
14TH OF JANUARY
What’s your star sign?
Your blood type?
I DON’T KNOW
What type of men do you like?
I LIKE MEN WHO ARE INTELLIGENT, GOOD FUN, USEFUL, AND GORGEOUS
What type don’t you like?
VAIN, ARROGANT AND INTOLERENT.
Who are your current lovers?
I HAVE JUST ONE.
What’s your favourite food?
THE FOODS I COULD LIVE ON SOLEY ARE: EGGS, AVOCADO, BREAD, OYSTERS AND BROCCOLI.
What food don’t you like?
OFFAL, BORING MUSHROOMS, CANDY FLOSS.
What’s your favourite fashion?
I REALLY LIKE THE LOOK OF MEN’S CLOTHES ON WOMEN.
What fashion don’t you like?
What’s your hobby?
DOING CRYPTIC CROSSWORD PUZZLES.
What were you doing last Sunday?
I WENT UP THE WEST END AND BOUGHT SOME T-SHIRTS, A PINK NAIL VARNISH AND SOME CHANEL LIP-GLOSS.
When did you wake up this morning?
Who’s your favourite fashion designer?
PETER JENSEN OBVS.
CHANEL NON-COLOUR LIPGLOSS
I DON’T USE IT
What colour hair do you wish you were born with?
TO BE BORN WITH GREY HAIR WOULD HAVE BEEN FUNNY.
Are you a good cook?
YOU KNOW I’M NOT!
What food do you cook best?
OMELETTE…I’M GOOD WITH EGGS.
What do you wear when you sleep?
PYJAMA BOTTOMS AND T SHIRT USUALLY.
What did you eat when you woke up this morning?
I DON'T EAT BEFORE 14:00H
What’s your favourite word?
ONOMATOPEIA, BOBBLE, FLIBBERTIGIBBET, BLING.
What words don’t you like?
What’s your favourite flower?
ALL MEADOW FLOWERS.
I CANNOT CHOOSE BECAUSE ALL COLOURS ARE EQUALLY FABULOUS. AT A PUSH I WOULD SAY YELLOW.
What’s your favourite season?
Where do you most want to go now?
I WOULD LIKE TO GO SURFING.
What’s your job?
I AM A HAT DESIGNER AND I CO-RUN A COMPANY.
Do you like your work?
Do you like your hats?
Do you like your voice?
PEOPLE ALWAYS THINK I AM . MALE WHEN THEY I ANSWER THE TELEPHONE. “HELLO SIR” THEY ALWAYS SAY. I DON’T MIND THAT THOUGH.
What is your dream of the future?
I’D LIKE TO SEE MORE COMEDY FILMS WINNING OSCARS.
What’s the happiest thing about your life?
GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS, DRESSING UP AND DJING.
How about the saddest?
What part of your self do you like best?
DO YOU MEAN PHISICAL? MY HAIR AND FEET.
What part of your self don’t you like?
NOT KEEN ON MY CELLULITE.
What part of your personality do you like best?
What part of your personality don’t you like?
LACK OF WILLPOWER.
What is your habit?
TALKING TO MY CATS.
When was your first love?
WHEN I WAS 15.
What kind of guy was he?
CHARISMATIC AND REBELLIOUS.
What type of guy’s your current lover?
HE’S A SWEETHEART.
What do you expect from him?
THAT HE PUT’S UP WITH ME.
What did you dream last night?
THAT I SAVED MY FRIEND FROM DROWNING.
Do you believe in dreams?
THEY JUST EXIST.
Do you believe in jinxes?
Do you believe in magic?
I BELIEVE THINGS CAN BE MAGICAL.
Do you believe in god?